Reads the frozen Water Field's live doublet H=(ψ_L,ψ_R) through the canonical complex-doublet polar chart. The radial magnitude, SU(2) orientation, and projective direction are exact general identities for any nonzero doublet; water supplies the numbers, not the theorem. The vacuum potential is a declared addition, not something derived from the water physics. Physical Higgs identity is not claimed anywhere in this instrument.